If you are female:
1. Do not worry, men are in charge.
2. Always look your best.
3. Speak softly about nothing in particular.
4. Your appearance is who you are.
5. Always show some cleavage.
6. Shaved legs are the best legs.
7. Underarm hair is for Eurotrash.
8. Shop, Shop, Shop!
9. Never criticize your Husband/male partners.
10. Sex on demand is why you are here.

Remember the forbidden words:
“vulnerable, entitlement, diversity, transgender, fetus, evidence-based, science-based.”

God bless America, please, We are going to Hell in a handbasket.

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