BE AWARE, the forbidden words are: “vulnerable,” “entitlement,” “diversity,” “transgender,” “fetus,” “evidence-based” and “science-based.” You are advised to avoid the words Russia, Russian, jail time, impeachment and comb-over.
If you are Muslim you must report to the nearest military prison immediately.
If you are Mexican you must report to the nearest ICE office for deportation.
If you are Black be sure to always stand at the end of the line.
If you are White, congratulations.
Your cooperation is required.
God bless America, please because we are going to Hell in a handbasket.