Poets?! I am so sick of these Goddamn poets! Oh sure, “I’m a poet, it’s cool to be a poet. Poets get lots of action.” Well they can all go to hell! Poets, everyone’s a poet on some website or other. And poets? let me tell you something about your poets, more perverts are poets than not. So don’t worry the next time some uppity poet makes you look stupid, he’s probably a pervert so it’s okay to kick his ass. Women poets? I don’t talk about them, they are dangerous.